17 Awesome, Must Try Notepad Tricks


In on of my previous post, i shared notepad trick allowing the user to format its hard disk y just clicking a file created using notepad ! In this post, however i have decided to compile the entire list of notepad tricks instead of writing separate posts for each one of them (which is really a pain in the ass :p). Here goes the top 10 notepad tricks :

1. Bush Hid the Facts/This App Can Break

This is one of the most popular notepad tricks because of its mysterious nature. In order to get an idea as to what this trick does, just follow the steps given below:

  • Open Notepad.
  • Type “BUSH HID THE FACTS” or “this app can break” (without quotes).
  • Save that file with any name and close it.
  • Open It Again to see the magic.

Reason For This Behavior: It is known as the 4335 Rule. It means that if we enter four words separated by spaces, wherein the first word has 4 letters, the next two have three letters each, and the last word has five letters. Then Notepad Automatically hides the text into unknown code.

2. World Trade Center Attack Trick

World Trade Center NotepadAs you might be knowing that the flight number of the plane that had hit World Trade Center on that dreadful day (9/11) was Q33NY. Now call this trick a coincidence  or something else but whatever it is, it does startle us.

  • Open Notepad.
  • Type “Q33N” (without quotes) in capital letters.
  • Increase the font size to 72.
  • Change the Font to Wingdings.

You will be amazed by the findings.

3. Make A Personal Log-Book or A Diary

Trick 3Did you know that you can also use Notepad as a simple digital diary or a personal Log-Book ? Well, if you didn’t then follow the below mentioned steps to make one for yourself !

  • Open Notepad.
  • Type .LOG (in capital letters) and hit enter.
  • Save it with any name and close it.
  • Open it again.

When you open the file again you will see the current date and time being inserted automatically after the .LOG line. This will happen automatically every time you reopen the the notepad file.

4. Test Your Anti-Virus

You can also test your anti virus program for its effectiveness using a simple notepad trick. Follow the steps below to know more:

  • Open Notepad.
  • Copy the code give below in the notepad file:
    X5O!P%@AP[4PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
  • Save it with an .exe extension like testvirus.exe

As soon as you save this file, your anti virus program will detect the file (virus) immediately and will attempt to delete it. If this happens then your Antivirus is working properly. If not, then its time to look for some other reliable program.

NOTE: The EICAR test file (#3) is a 16-bit application and cannot be run on 64-bit versions of Windows.

5. Continually pop the CD Drive

  • Open Notepad.
  • Copy the code given below onto the notepad file:

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7?)

Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

do

if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

End If

wscript.sleep 5000

loop

  • Save it as “Anything.VBS”.

Now open the file and see the magic! The file will continuously force the CD rom to pop out! And If you have more than one then it pops out all of them!

6. Matrix Effect

Matrix Trick 300x180Not much to explain, just follow the steps and see the amazing matrix effect happen in your DOS window:

  • Open Notepad.
  • Copy the below mentioned text in your notepad file:

@echo off

color 02

:start

echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%

goto start

  • Save the file with .bat extension like Matrix.bat

Thats it. Just open the file to see the matrix effect right before your eyes!

7. Change The Header/Footer Of Your Notepad File

More often than not whenever you get a printout of your notepad file, it starts with “Untitled” or the filename at top, and “Page ” on bottom. Now if you want to get rid of it or want to change it, just follow the simple steps given below.

  • Open Notepad.
  • Click on File -> Page Setup.Header Trick
  • Replace the text written in the “Header” and “Footer” box (as shown above) by any of the following codes:

&l Left-align the characters that follow

&c Center the characters that follow

&r Right-align the characters that follow

&d Print the current date

&t Print the current time

&f Print the name of the document

&p Print the page number

8. Constantly Repeat Messages

Using this notepad trick you can annoy anyone and can actually force them to log off or leave the computer (LOL….). This notepad trick will create an infinite cycle of a message in the computer. Follow the steps to know more:

  • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

@ECHO off

:Begin

msg * Hi

msg * Are you having fun?

msg * I am!

msg * Lets have fun together!

msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d

GOTO BEGIN

  • Save the file with any file name but with .bat as extension and close it. For eg. Freakymessage.bat

After saving the file just open it (by double clicking) and see what happens.

Pssstttt……. You can piss of your friends by sending it as an email attachment asking them to try it out !

9. Shut-down The Computer After Conveying Any Message

This one is kind of an annoying trick and if used unknowingly can certainly cause problems (am serious). What this trick does is, after conveying a (any) message it shuts down the computer without any confirmation. In order to create the Shutdown file, follow the below mentioned steps:

  • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in it:

@echo off

msg * Its time to get some rest.

shutdown -c “Error! You have to take rest! Byeeeeee” -s

  • Save the file with any name but with .bat extension and close it. For eg. TakeRest.bat

NOTE : Use this carefully. If you are playing prank then keep in mind that this may lead to loss as it shuts down the computer forcefully.

10. Toggle Keyboard Button Simultaneously

Using Notepad (and VB) you can set different keys on your keyboard to toggle continuously. Following are the 3 tricks using which different keys can be set to toggle simultaneously. Follow the steps given under each head to try out the tricks.

1. Caps Lock Key

    • Open Notepad.
    • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”

loop

    • Save the file with anyname and .vbs extension. and close it.
    • Now open the newly created file and see how the caps lock key behaves on your keyboard!

2. Hit Enter Key Continuously

    • Open Notepad.
    • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”

loop

    • Save the file with any name and .vbs extension and close it.
    • Now open the newly created file and see how the enter key behaves!

3. Hit Backspace Key Continuously

    • Open Notepad.
    • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

MsgBox “Lets Rumble”

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”

loop

    • Save the file with any name and with .vbs extension and close it.
    • Now open the newly created file and see how the key behaves!

In order to end the vbs script (stop continuous key presses), open task manager and end the wscript.exe process as shown in image below.

End VBS

11. Slowly Type Messages

This one is my favorite. Completely harmless trick and perfect for playing pranks on one’s friends. This trick can really freak out anyone! Follow the below mentioned steps to perform this trick:

  • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

WScript.Sleep 180000

WScript.Sleep 10000

Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

WshShell.Run “notepad”

WScript.Sleep 100

WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “Hel”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “lo ”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “, ho”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “w a”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “re ”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “you”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “? ”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “I a”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “m g”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “ood”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys ” th”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “ank”

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys “s! “

  • Save the file with any name and with .vbs extension and close it.

Now open the file and see how freakishly slow the messages appear!

NOTE: In order to stop it. Follow the “Note” given in 10th Trick.

12. Type “You are a fool” Continuously

Not much to explain, the title says it all! Follow the steps to make this trick work:

  • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “You are a fool.”

loop

  • Save the file with any name but with .vbs extension and close it.

Ope the file and see how it makes you type!

NOTE: In order to stop it. Follow the “Note” given in 10th Trick.

13. Open Notepad continuously

  • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in your notepad file:

@ECHO off

:top

START %SystemRoot%system32notepad.exe

GOTO top

  • Save the file with any name nut with .bat extension and close it.

Now open the file and see how it annoys you by opening notepad again and again.

14. Pick Your Option Batch File

When used this creates a file which asks you to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action (as shown below – Action accompanied by number):

1 – Shut’s down the computer

2 – Restart’s the computer

3 – Wipes out the hard drive

4 – Net send

5 – Shows a message & then shut’s down the computer

Before you try out this trick, keep in mind that this can cause loss of important data on your (or any one else’s on which you are running this file) computer system. So BEWARE! In order to create the file, follow the steps given below:

  • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

@echo off

title Get A Life

cd C:

:menu

cls

echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press ‘x’ then your PC will be formatted. Do not cry if you loose your data or anything.

pause

echo Pick your option:

echo 1. Die Slowly

echo 2. Instant Death

echo 3. Stay Away From This One

echo 4. Die this way (For Wimps!)

echo 5. Easy way out

set input=nothing

set /p input=Choice:

if %input%==1 goto one

if %input%==2 goto two

  • Save the file with any name and with a .bat extension and close the file.

15. Convert Text Into Audio

Refer my previous post “Convert Text Into Audio Using Notepad

16. Format Hard Disk Using

Refer my previous post “Format Your Hard Disk Using Just Notepad !!

17. Lock File(s)

Refer my previous post “Lock File(s) on Windows Without Using Any Software

  • Taffy

    Trick 1: Doesn’t do anything.

  • Jon

    im sure you know this by now but all you have to do is delete the .bat file.

  • mico

    #3 Some trick there. I suppose everything is a “trick” when you don’t RTFM.

    #4 Change it to .exe. What the hell does that have to to with notepad?

    #5,#6 Saving a file with a different extension has nothing to do with notepad. Otherwise all html files are cool ‘notepad’ tricks. Pretty much any editor will do these things.

    #7 Seriously, RTFM. It’s not like the instruction manual is that big. It’s just under “To create a header or footer”. But I discovered this cool Minesweeper ‘trick’. You can customize the size of the field by specifying the number of squares to
    display vertically and horizontally, and specify the number of mines to place on
    the field.
    Now I know that it looks like I just copied and pasted it straight from the manual, but I really did.

    Speaking of minesweeper, you can open notepad and access your browser from it. OMG!!!!11 All without using any software!!! Or a computer!

    #8 Batch files are NOT notepad tricks. You can make that from the command prompt ffs.

    #9-17 what? only bat, and vbs? No js or php? LAm3 hax0R

    And 17 says you don’t even have to use software. So even notepad lost software status?

    “Follow the instructions to make you own Locker ( Without any software !! )”

    Step 1 – Open Notepad.[...sigh].

    Damn you need a copy of computers for dummies. Better yet, just buy a mac. They’re designed for special needs people. “Look, my computer doesn’t need to be defraged like a windows one! It’s magic!”

  • mico

    #2 That’s not a flight number. It’s a fake registration number invented by trolls and believed by anyone that is dumb enough to believe anything they read.

    American Airlines Flight 11 was N334AA, hit the north tower.
    American Airlines Flight 77 was N644AA, hit the pentagon.
    United Airlines Flight 175 was N612UA, hit the south tower.
    United Airlines Flight 93 was N591UA, crashed in Pennsylvania.

    Q33NY is a hoax.

  • mico

    #1 unknown code. lol
    It’s trying to guess with a short phrase with system to use. There isn’t a rule. The formula has to do with the fact that the phrase is short.

  • Anonymous

    MY GOD! the one that is freakymessage.bat i cant exit it!!

  • arde

    i had a problem with the cd drive code. it said that a character was invalid.

  • http://www.thegeekyglobe.com/ manohar thakur

    I must say ..This is an cool article .I tried all tricks and enjoyed a lot.This makes me paas my time as well.

  • mahi

    nice/…………………p2.;21

  • @Won.hacker

    Hay it’s very cool!

  • Allys right

    YES it is easy
    Type:
    MsgBox “Lets Rumble”

    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

    do

    wscript.sleep 100

    wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”

    loop

  • Allys right

    i know right

  • fernando

    try using this code on note pad and save as a .bat file
    @echo off
    :A
    color 2
    echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
    goto A

    you can put random% to tell cmd how many lines you want.

  • Hilman Hussaini

    Hey , thanks for sharing this! Gonna freak out my friend tonight

  • http://sagarhacker.webs.com Sagar kumar

    It’s Awsome

  • Anuj Sharma

    He .. script to shut down system is not working please give me any more..

  • Pankaj

    NOT GETTing the wscripts.exe from task manager pls help
    How to stop?

  • No one

    hey thats number 8. not working buddy..!!

  • Nani

    Hi,

    “Convert Text Into Audio” is Awesome but it reads only few lines if it reads many lines it would be of great help.

  • Nitish

    Whenever i try a VBS trick , some error window pops-up saying “Windows Script host”…….please help me

  • Brenden

    Go to task manager and processes and look for wscript.exe and click and press delete!

  • david

    Hey the antivirus code is wrong it is missing a slash.
    It says:
    X5O!P%@AP[4PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
    Correct:
    X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

  • Alok Ghosh

    How can I rename the “start button” in win xp? I did it with the third party but after re-starting, it changes with “start”. I am finding in registry for so many years and asked so many people and experts but they didn’t satisfy me…
    Can you???

  • Andrew

    all you must do is open up your Task manager then look for the vbs extension then end process it then there it is, it’s done already. Anyway sorry wrong grammar

  • pranshu

    how to make pen drive bootable..without using any software….

  • abhinav d hacker

    this is not working because quotes used are wrong
    use qoutes given in ur keyboard oar copy paste this code

    Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

    do

    wscript.sleep 100

    wshshell.sendkeys “You are a fool”

    loop

  • anon

    same here

  • http://www.mail.com Sam

    Unplug the computer

  • http://www.mail.com Sam

    Maby it does not work because you are typing it wrong. Look over the command twice or trice to get it right

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Ha ha… This is precisely why I shared these tricks…. It’s fun indeed!

  • Slickmanz

    The matrix effect looks like your hacking, I did it at school and my teacher thought I was! I tried the annoying texts and it wouldn’t go away even after I logged off, then I had to shut down I was so pissed, cuz my computer is a piece of junk! I did it on my sister and she swore at me! She said WTF????? GET THIS FING THING OFF

  • ABHISHEK

    mine tooo

  • ABHISHEK

    i’am not able 2 use this trick .vbs is not working

    Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

    do

    wscript.sleep 100

    wshshell.sendkeys “You are a fool”

    loop

  • ABHISHEK

    i type the name as
    fool(*.vbs)
    fool.vbs
    fool(.vbs)
    fool*.vbs

    then other way
    first saved as txt then fool.vbs dose’nt work

  • abhishek

    it dosent work ar all

  • Naj

    love the matrix one

  • anonymous:)

    one of the ways to close it is to restart your PC

  • Anonymous

    my system was not working backspace key and continuely goes how to stop that

  • gorilla

    this does not work for windows 7

  • http://me.com jordan speed

    sorry that was my mate he beying a mug i think it is verry cool whsat it does.

  • Dri

    Task manager says its a vital process and cannot be ended.

  • http://www.techvorm.com/17-awesome-must-try-notepad-tricks.html Sonali

    hi i want to know more about notepad tricks.
    would u to help me?

  • mandude

    which prog. are u C? C++? JAVA? VBScript?

  • mandude

    You are such a noob
    the loop command is not for bat files, its for vbs
    the correct one is
    :label
    start
    goto label

  • drake

    hi i am a programer. i need some assitance for my programe working on notepad.
    can any one help me.

  • ManDude

    Hey, are u a programmer?
    wats ur age?
    I am 1
    and im 13 :P

  • eastons

    it’s under the processes section of task manager and it is labeled wscript.exe

  • Dominic

    This is owesome, i would love to learn more tricks, thanks

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Stop the program from Task manager. Locate the running program and click on “End Task”.

  • Sunny

    hey.. i didn’t able to stop the freaky message…

  • anonymous

    @caycey

    You can’t use any of these to hack, the best you can do with these codes are to either scare your friends, or learn from it

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Ha ha.. You used these tricks in the right sense ;) It’s good to know that you’d fun using these.

  • Natalie L.

    This is really funny! I did some on my brother’s laptop and he got so mad and I laughed so hard! LOL!

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    It is working for me. Are you running it in administrator mode?

  • rahul gautam

    thanks in advance all other tricks are awesome!!!
    gud job

  • rahul gautam

    i can’t perform the cd-rom popping out trick i am copying the right code and saving it wid .vbs extension but when i go to my documents i cannot open that file and system shows a error. please help me yaar.

  • Arun

    Hi Paritosh, Pl let me know how to kill the “Constantly Repeat Messages” task .. I mean what would be the name of this task in task manager?

  • caycey

    nice..!! sooo.. i can hacked ppl!!

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Copy the exact code from above. This error occurs mostly when correct code hasn’t been copied.

  • jeffry

    i cant get the slow message thing to open…when i try to open it an error message comes up and it was the error is in line five and it is because these is an invalid character…? anyone help me please?

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    You did not have to shut down your pc. Killing the task from Task Manager could have done the job!

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    You need to kill that particular task from Task Manager. Deleting the file won’t help.

  • slaywer

    don’t use that on your pc as you don’t want to reset it.

  • slaywer

    I must reset my pc to close freaky message trick

  • Indu

    hey..i tried that Constantly Repeat Messages
    …I am not able to end that process..please tell me how to controle that..i have deleted that file also..still it is showing that message box…

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Thanks for the input :) Better late than never ;)

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Close the process from task manager.

  • kuchik

    i cannot closed tha massage.

  • Storm

    People I am sure if your vbs files aren’t working, you did something wrong.(I think gosh don’t call me a n00b :D) Make sure that when you save the file the file name is like this (~=whatever the name you choose): ~~~~.vbs It has to be in the file name,(.vbs) and I think you should save it to your desktop. and make sure, like mine, I have to replace all of the parentheses with the notepad ones (If you copy the code), also make sure it is all correct.
    (I am a little late I guess.)

  • Anonymous Anonymous

    Save it as a .txt then rename it. The same thing happened to me.

  • http://tanayetc.page4.me Tanay Pant

    This is not ending man!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jonathon

    Set wshshell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
    Wshshell.run “Notepad”
    wscript.sleep 400
    wshshell.sendkeys “%o”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “{Down}”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “{Enter}”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “{Tab}”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “{Tab}”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “3”
    wscript.sleep 800
    wshshell.sendkeys “{Backspace}”
    wscript.sleep 1000
    wshshell.sendkeys “7”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “2”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “{Enter}”
    wscript.sleep 400
    wshshell.sendkeys “W”
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys “a”
    wscript.sleep 120
    wshshell.sendkeys “t”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “c”
    wscript.sleep 140
    wshshell.sendkeys “h”
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys ” ”
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys “T”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “{backspace}”
    wscript.sleep 1000
    wshshell.sendkeys “t”
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys “h”
    wscript.sleep 150
    wshshell.sendkeys “e”
    wscript.sleep 170
    wshshell.sendkeys ” ”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “C”
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys “A”
    wscript.sleep 50
    wshshell.sendkeys “P”
    wscript.sleep 120
    wshshell.sendkeys “S”
    wscript.sleep 160
    wshshell.sendkeys ” ”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “L”
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys “i”
    wscript.sleep 160
    wshshell.sendkeys “{backspace}”
    wscript.sleep 1000
    wshshell.sendkeys “o”
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys “c”
    wscript.sleep 200
    wshshell.sendkeys “k”
    wscript.sleep 120
    wshshell.sendkeys “!”
    wscript.sleep 400
    wshshell.sendkeys “!”
    wscript.sleep 400
    wshshell.sendkeys “!”
    wscript.sleep 400
    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
    do
    wscript.sleep 300
    wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
    loop

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Save the .vbs file as you do a normal document file.

  • Rivera Israni

    how can i save those .vbs shit!!! you don’t give proper instructions

  • WAFFLES

    VBS codes don’t work on any of my computers.

    It brings some sort of error pop-up every time.

  • hackorenll

    the hide the file one is really good but if you search it in the search bar it finds them and also is there a way to make it when you type the password it come up like a password normaly does.
    btw im on windows 7

  • Anonymous Anonymous

    Trick 1 actually triggers a string of Chinese characters – you probably just can’t see them because your computer doesn’t support them.

    This trick is a bug in the system. It doesn’t work in Windows Vista or Windows 7

  • Anonymous Anonymous

    Repeating messages:

    You can stop the messages by repeatedly clicking the OK or close buttons in a short space of time.

    PS here is another trick:

    Fake Virus:

    @ECHO off
    :Begin
    msg * YOUR COMPUTER HAS A VIRUS. CLICK OK TO CONTINUE.
    msg * IF YOU WANT TO DELETE THE VIRUS, CLICK OK.
    msg * OPERATION FAILED. PRESS OK TO TRY AGAIN!
    msg * VIRUS HAS BEEN ACTIVATED! CLICK OK TO ACTIVATE EMERGENCY ANTIVIRUS
    msg * Guess what – this whole thing was a joke!

    save with a .bat extension

  • lyk

    my xp gives an error message for the files i save with .vbs extension.

  • MisterBatchScript

    Here’s another, though not as long lol…

    start
    loop

    Save it as start.bat. This continuously opens cmd windows unto one of 3 things happen:

    1. You terminate the process in task manager
    2. Your computer crashes after lots of laaaaaaag
    3. You delete the file

  • MisterBatchScript

    Open notepad and paste all of this freakishly long code into it.

    @echo off
    color 0a
    echo This is the emergency antivirus software that came with your computer. Your computer is infected with a very dangerous virus that is about to destroy all defenses.
    pause
    echo Please do not exit the Emergency Malware Remover while it is running so you can get rid of the virus.
    pause
    cls
    echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
    echo Oh, no! Your encryption has malfunctioned. You were lucky it did for only a fraction of a second. Your computer might experience catastrophic damage any second now! we are sorry, but we must go the extremes now. What would you like to do?
    pause
    cls
    echo A. Wipe hard drive of all data
    echo B. Let the virus run so you can deal with this the easy way
    echo C. Terminate CPU and kill the process, then shutdown with the hidden CPU
    echo D. Ignore it
    set /p input=Type the answer letter in capitals and press enter please.
    if %input%==A goto WIPE
    if %input%==B goto MALF
    if %input%==C goto TERM
    if %input%==D exit
    :WIPE
    cls
    echo Wiping hard drive. Press any key after 30 seconds.
    pause
    echo Good. We will shut down your system for you. We have kept some of the memory intact so you can safely shut down you system like you would normally.
    pause
    shutdown -s
    :MALF
    cls
    echo Ecryption malfunction imminent, you have one last chance to shut down your computer. We cannot hold it back much longer.
    echo A. Shutdown computer so you don’t have to deal with the horror of seeing this happen
    echo B. Just let the virus run
    set /p input=Choose quickly!
    if %input%==A goto shutdown
    if %input%==B goto mat
    :shutdown
    shutdown -s
    :mat
    echo *sigh* Whatever you want…
    pause
    :matrix
    echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
    goto matrix
    :TERM
    cls
    echo Terminating CPU, press any key after 10 seconds.
    pause
    echo Thank you. The hidden CPU that is accessible only to the system files is now running, so you can shutdown as you would normally.
    pause
    shutdown -s

    Save as whateveruwant.bat

  • Prankmaster

    The matrix either doesn’t work or it starts and stays paused…what should I do?

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    All of these tricks work. Make sure you copied the codes correctly.

  • Troy05

    I am using Win7 and these are not working….. what should i do

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    It will end. just highlight the task and click on End Task. click again if the first time your pc doesn’t respond.

  • aseem

    hey i tried do freaky msg trick..bt i cant end it usin task manager…bcoz crss.exe doesnt end..

  • aKASH

    i have learnt many things from ur this article i m very thank ful to u for this article.

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    All the tricks have been tested by me and ARE working. Make sure you are copying the code(s) properly.

  • Killer

    all tricks does not working..My computer is not accepting .vbs when saving it and insted popin an error by “Windows Script Host”

  • sawjammer

    oh, and for the repetitive messages, i cannot find the thing in task manager to end it, it just goes to the next message, what gives?

  • sawjammer

    most don’t work, need help

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Close/Kill that particular process from Task Manager and the messages
    will stop.

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Close/Kill that particular process from Task Manager and the messages will stop.

  • shy

    hi, how to stop the message from popping out because i cannot remove it anymore.

  • Sumit

    Cant stop the “constantly repeat messages” trick… help!!!!

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Ha ha ha… There is NO conspiracy. Just a coincidence! Thank you for the wikipedia link :)

  • Mama Pendse

    Notepad bug is due to incorrect Unicode handling. See here:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_hid_the_facts

    No conspiracy theory, guys.

  • gourav

    dear sir can you increase the sms channels to 25 as i can have till 13 sms channels .please help me out…..©

  • gourav

    hi

  • http://techvorm.com Cruise

    Change the font to Wingdings and type Q33N. Change the font size to 72 and look what happens!

  • marquee

    ehhh the shutdown one doesnt work in my school:(

  • JAMIE

    THE BUSH HID THE FACTS AINT WORKING

  • http://awais-pad.blogspot.com/ Awais King

    Open notepad and type :
    “:main
    start
    goto main” without quotes.

    note: if you open this this will creat CMDs continuously!

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Close the respective process from Task Manager.

  • kevin

    How do I stop the annoying message from popping u :)

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Thanks for the informations! I have updated the article.

  • Steven A. Ealy

    The EICAR test file (#3) is a 16-bit application and cannot be run on 64-bit versions of Windows. Launching the application will prompt a message saying the version of Windows you are trying to run is incompatible.

  • http://www.ashout.com/ P.K.ARUN

    Amazing collection… Also add TweetMeme button.

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Which notepad trick isn’t working for you? And what is the exact message you are receiving?

  • Zazil

    It does not work at all… window script host something something

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Destructive trick, i must say ;)
    I haven’t tried it myself (neither i want to!) but will try to get more info about the same.

  • Jake Austin

    I hav recently came accross a video which shows “How to destroy computer through notepad”.
    I want to know dat will it cause a permanent damage or temporary damage? and wat damages will it do? to which part of the computr??

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Good to know it worked for you :) And i’ve no immediate plans of posting such tricks. However, in case you are interested in sharing similar tricks then contact me!

  • Jake Austin

    Thnx. bro it workd!
    may i get some more cool tricks … i m totally in all dis things!!!

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Try saving the file for the first time with .txt etension and then change the extension to .vbs

  • Jake Austin

    My computer is not accepting .vbs when saving it and insted popin an error by “Windows Script Host”

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Kill the script from the “Task Manager“.

  • billy bob joe

    how do i turn off the CD tray trick

  • masubhan

    not tried yet…..

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Compress the file using winrar and then attach them.

  • rszed

    google won’t allow to attach the files such *.vbs / *.bat lol.

  • Tava

    Nice tricks, thank you!!

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    No. Though the folder lock trick might not work with windows 7.

  • http://www.freeseoarticles.net/ Martin

    Hmmm… does it have to be a particular version of notepad for some of these? ;)

  • http://www.techvorm.com Paritosh

    Extension here means file extensions like .txt for text file, .exe for executable file, etc.

  • http://www.deanbreaker.com/ Amy

    The first two tips were know by me, But some tips are completely new and Cool!

  • http://devilsworkshop.org/ Whiztechy

    Excellent tricks , nice find.

  • http://www.techfreakstuff.com Rohit Sane

    The first two tips were know by me, But some tips are completely new and Cool!

  • Navin Israni

    some tricks are really awesome..!! i will use them in annoying a fiend of mine..!!